The last time we saw mild mannered civilian, Miss. Emily Marion, she had just arrived home from her travels in Africa merely exhausted from doing good deeds.

Her troubles started about the same time she began unpacking. A few cotton/poly blend t-shirts here, a pair of jeans there, several bathing suits, a sweat shirt, endless piles of unmentionables.
How long had it been since she had done laundry?
Quiet steps to the laundry basket. The only sound was her own gasp as her hand reached out to open the creaking door.
Her scream echos through the empty house as the mountain of clothes come to life and reach for her throat.
Taken by surprise, she finds herself at the mercy of the filth.
Her old nemesis, LAUNDRY.
She has conquered him before, but alas, he continues to regain life.
“Will I ever be rid of him?” screams in her brain.
Caught off guard she is unable to breathe under the weight of the fabric. She thrusts her hand to the top of the mound in hope of fresh air to fill her burning lungs.
While in the throws of laundry’s evil schemes she spies her rescue.
The scent of Fresh Rain wafted through the air.
Could it be?
Yes, just inches away from her manicured fingertips was a container of ALL, small & mighty, stain lifter, liquid detergent …
This was not her preferred usual brand of cleaning liquid, it said small and mighty, but was it in fact mighty enough to expel evil itself?
This was no time to argue stain lifter capabilities. Laundry’s grasp was tightening. She stretched for the handle. Her fingers curled around the almost empty bottle.
Was there even enough to aid in her deliverance?
She loosened the lid and…

She blinked her eyes against the harsh lighting. Mustering the strength she sat up and looked at the motionless mass around her.
LAUNDRY had been temporarily rendered powerless.
She picked up the pieces and carried them to the washing machine. There would be no delicate cycle for the monstrosity.
“Either I do the laundry or the laundry does me!” she proclaimed holding the bottle of mighty stain lifter.
Was this container the beginning of a new hope?
A New Soap.
The villian has been subdued for now, but the fight will continue on.
:::::STAY TUNED:::::
Tags: